I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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