You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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