watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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