he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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