I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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