"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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