Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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