does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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