at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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