i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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