is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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