I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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