im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
