I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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