I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Are my feet made of real feet?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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