"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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