i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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