What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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