I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I touched a dick in church today
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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