I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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