I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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