Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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