you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Randomize
