ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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