There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Just high enough for therapy.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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