I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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