That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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