she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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