problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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