margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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