If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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