you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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