Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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