do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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