i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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