Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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