Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Green mimosas i think yes
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize
