We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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