People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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