Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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