i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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