kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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