I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
