I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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