Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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