Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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