I can't watch pbs sober anymore
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Congratulations! We have a period
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