You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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