why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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