OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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