so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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