nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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