You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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