I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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