even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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