Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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