I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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