? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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