You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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