I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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