we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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